As you can imagine, Baine is a very busy man. Some scratches may be delivered 10-12 years after ordering, but we ask that you are patient.

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Baine's magical attacks will cure you, your dog, and your cousin!

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Where do I find him?

Baine is commonly found on top of the Empire State Building, pushing people off. Find him here!

20 W 34th St, New York, NY 10001